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Homosexuality Literally Kills...
But not you, it kills children. And not just any children, but cute white ones. And when cute white children die because you engage in homosexuality they don't get to go to heaven. Oh no. Homosexuality not only harms you as will be explained below, but it condems, cute, innocent, white children who never did anything wrong, had their whole lives in front of them and who would have surely grown up to be war hero saints who find the cure for cancer and end world hunger; to an eternity in hell. Hope you're happy.
While this site is here for the children, it isn't here to point fingers and place blame on you for sending babies to hell because of your filthy, immoral need for queering it up. No, this page isn't here to judge you and all those other soulless, turd munching, heretic fuck-for-brains who love being gay, but its here to lovingly embrace you and guide you into walking the correct path in life, no matter how fucking retarded you are. This page isn't about name calling, it is about educating people about the stone-cold, time-tested facts about homosexuality. Hopefully, once you have read the undeniable, scientifically proven1 consequences of homosexuality you will choose to stop being such a callous, child-endangering, godless prick.
Hopefully, for the children. And so the terrorists don't win.
I would like to say the below sideshow is a dramatization of what could or might happen if someone engages in being gay but it isn't. It is an actual recreation of events that will immediately happen to you everytime you engage in homosexuality.
Homosexuality: The Graphically Honest Truth1|
Prepare to have your mind blown with the scientifically proven effects of homosexuality.
Maybe you still aren't convinced and still think that "queering it up" is cool. Well let me tell you something about being cool you little misguided Fonzi, homosexuality is definitely not cool. In fact, its totally uncool. Let's suppose that you are selfish and don't want to stop no matter how many babies you are personally responsible to sending to Lucifer. Well, there are also consequences for you that will absolutely occur.
Time and again, when people engage in homosexuality, they always end up going blind1, being set on fire1, and spending the rest of their life in prison being ass raped by a big black man1 who is bigger and blacker than that guy in The Green Mile2. And all of that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt, certainly happen to you and there is nothing short of not being gay that will prevent it. Guaranteed.
Everytime you engage in homosexuality it's as if you are poking your own eyes out, setting yourself on fire and lubing your own ass up for some aggravated, african sodomy. Is that the kind of life you want to lead? Is that how your parents raised you? Is that the example you want to set for the children?
Still not convinced? What if you were shown the irrefutable facts about homosexuality that have been proven thousands of times over in clinical studies by the world's leading scientists1? Well, let's see how "cool" and "bodacious" and "groovy" you think "queering it up" is after you try these scientifically proven truths1 on for size:
Homosexuality: Medically Proven Facts1|
- God sent A.I.D.S. here to wipe out all people who engage in homosexuality.
- With the new pope and the Patriot Act, homosexuality can get you excommunicated, possibly deported.
- Homosexuality has caused more deaths than breast cancer, old age, friendly fire and cannibalism---combined.
- Homosexuality is the primary source of funding for terrorism and pedophilia.
So, for the children's sake, remember that everytime you engage in homosexuality; babies die, the terrorists win, the american way of life is endangered and you are literally begging to be set on fire, blinded, imprisoned and ass raped by a huge black man. Now that you know all the indisputable facts1 I trust you will make the correct decision in life. For the children.
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