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Delilah Main

Dear Delilah;

My perspective on life has changed dramatically because of your show. No longer do I view my life as an embarrassing dreary trickle of waste. Nope. No more. Now I see that it's a gushing stream of golden joy. When God closes a window, he truly does open up a door. I took my problem and made it an opportunity thanks to the inspiration you, your show and all your listeners have given me.

Being incontinent and 19, I had pretty much flushed any idea of living a normal life out of my mind. I had resigned myself to a life of loneliness, lovelessness and Depends. But after hearing, all your beautiful listeners' stories of how they overcame real problems, I decided that although it may do so to every pair of my khakis, I wouldn't let incontinence rain on my parade of life.

Last week I gathered up my courage and attended my first People's Incontinence Single Society. Everyone there was just like me. More important, I was just like everyone else. No one was judgmental. Understanding and acceptance flowed from everyone at the meeting. I never thought I would, but because of this group, for the first time in my life I can say to myself, "Yes! You're in!". I am finally part of the cool crowd, not the lonely person on the sidelines. Everyone there was so upbeat and full to the brim with life. Happiness and warmth cascaded throughout the whole meeting. It was all so great, it just all overflowed onto me, and I had the greatest time of my life.

I can barely contain myself until the next meeting. For the first time in my life I tingle in anticipation, about doing something. No longer do they call me "Always in the can Jan", but "Always gets the man Jan, because of all the phone numbers I got for dates.

Hugs and kisses,

Jan Surclesso

Please stop judging me so harshly for being an incompassionate asshole. Put yourself in my shoes--how would you like it if you couldn't empathize?